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Interrotron vs Interociter

INTERROTRON

from Planet Earth

INTEROCITER

from Planet Metaluna

eye-contact through the use of video
screens (adapted Teleprompter
technology)
eye contact through the use of screens
employing unknown technology
screen shape: rectangular (4 x 3) screen shape: equilateral triangle
(1 x 1 x 1)
associated hardware: two cameras associated hardware: a massive floor unit
camera hidden camera hidden, if there is a “camera”
facilitation of inter-species communication, homo sapiens to homo sapiens facilitation of intra-species communication, Metalunans to homo sapiens
successfully tested with orangutan
(Bam-Bam, please see Quaker Oats commercials)
untested with orangutan
underlying purpose: subvert earth scientists and others for my own ends underlying purpose: subvert earth scientists for Metalunan ends
black & white, color Technicolor only
following “interview,” subjects go home following “interview,” subjects go to Metaluna
subject comes to the Interrotron Interociter comes to the subject
some assembly required, but not much many parts, complex assemby

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